
____________________________________________________________________________________________________Awesome cartoon.
Reblog this and go on your page
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Who Ever Made This.
YOU’RE A GENIUSlike my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol
oh my gawddd <3
lol
been waiting for this omg
WAT. HOW.
I just love it sooo much….
my. life. is. now. complete.

____________________________________________________________________________________________________why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”



____________________________________________________________________________________________________hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
At least we have the freedom to pay for our healthcare.
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude



Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
cool beans, am I winning?
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