accurry:

Awesome cartoon.

accurry:

Awesome cartoon.

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Reblog this and go on your page

memoirsofafreak:

shatteredmyself:

miss-annie-kay:



Who Ever Made This.
YOU’RE A GENIUS

like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol

oh my gawddd <3

lol

been waiting for this omg

WAT. HOW.

I just love it sooo much….

my. life. is. now. complete.

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starkassembled:

zeldea:

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM

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  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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h-umorous:

thegleefulhouseelf:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

At least we have the freedom to pay for our healthcare. 

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  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

cool beans, am I winning?

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